Am Rande der Realität

(German for "At the edge of reality")

If normal holidays are too boring for you, then spend them on board a spaceship!
Operate communications, science, technology, weapons or the helm. We also offer you the opportunity to act as captain, provided you pass the officer course.
Visit our academy first to learn about your ship's assignment. From there, after about one hour of training - in which you put on your ARDR uniform, pack your spaceship suitcase, learn how to use the MoCoSch and how your bridge console works - a shuttle will take you to your spaceship. There you will find your quarter, the bridge, the mess and additionally two gardens.

You don't have to cook, because the experience includes full board.
There is an absolute ban on smoking, alcohol and fire in the spaceships.

I'm not so sure myself. Okay, it's not a real spaceship, but a vacation home that feels almost exactly the same. So maybe a hotel-ship or a space-house?

Hmmm, you work in your spare time as an officer of a spaceship. Take your pick!

I can answer that for sure: Indoor!
If you want to see something of the city, you may prefer to book other accommodations. This one has the experience already built in!

Nothing at all - because none of this (yet?) exists. But otherwise it would be a (double-)room in a holiday home built as a spaceship for 40 people. Use of the bridge simulator and full board included.
Think of it as an attraction in the theme park, except that the "ride" takes several days.

Disney "stole" my idea and built Galactic Starcruiser - it's a biiiiit more expensive than my idea, but it already exists. *hmpf*